You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it. Commentary:"When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken. You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”? Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group? Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly. Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
