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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed…

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed…

Commentary:
Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? 🚗💥 Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? 😂 Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? ☂️ #BackSeatConspiracy

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged assassination, back, back seat, driving, historical, historical reference, humor, irony, JFK, killed, me, reference, seat, sit, thing, want on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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