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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? โ˜‚๏ธ #BackSeatConspiracy

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