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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.