💾 Save Image Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: contempt, court, held, holding, honor, humor, i, judge, lawyer, mean, relationship, wanted, wit
