Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt. Posted onJan 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter" Related funny posts 😂 When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable. I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive. People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body. Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.