At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make… Commentary:"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents. Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35. Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me. I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.