Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa’s sleigh isn’t the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound

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