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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Why didnโ€™t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Itโ€™s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone elseโ€™s story.

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All pants are tear away pants if youโ€™re strong enough.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.