Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Imagine hating me, and I'm over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Commentary:
“Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it’s no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama”

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