I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think thatR… Commentary:"Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit. Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics. “I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”
