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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.