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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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What if you went to ETโ€™s planet and all of the other ETโ€™s were wearing clothes?

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldnโ€™t be left unsupervised.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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โ€œYour password is too weak.โ€ Just wait until you see my will to live.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you donโ€™t care enough about it.