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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.