The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Aura is the real business card.