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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.