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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ˜…

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