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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.