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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re sti…

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re sti…

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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakfast, clothes, clothing, cold, cold food, eating, food, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, ravioli, routine, still on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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