I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! π±π₯©π Related Funny Posts π€ Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? I want to be rich enough where Iβm not offended by the price of beef jerky.