My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just when I hit the sleep lottery, my alarm decides to call in the morning wake-up police 🚨⏰😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.