My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going to the gym feels like accidentally joining a group project when you wanted to work solo 😅💪 #GymHermit Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people. I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out. The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.