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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Trending via Threads:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Breaking via Twitch:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Just shared via Telegram:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Making waves on WeChat:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Spotted on Instagram:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Making waves on WeChat:

Drive like no one is watching.

Going viral on TikTok:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Making waves on Threads:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Seen just now on X:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Trending via Threads:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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