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A really good magician could be living in your house and yo…

A really good magician could be living in your house and yo…

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🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged good, house, humor, illusion, know, living, magic, magician, mystery, never, secret, surprise, unexpected on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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