A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.