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🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡"

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51 shares on Twitch this month:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Grok, put light in her eyes.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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