A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
