A really good magician could be living in your house and yo… Commentary:🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here. Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.