Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
- If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
- If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
- I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
- I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”