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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.