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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.