After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost. Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.