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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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🎄😂 If Santa delivers that, I'm asking for a mansion next year! 🏠💸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 3, bathroom, bedroom, buy, Christmas, crash, house, housing, housing market, humor, i, market, price, want, wish, year on Oct 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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