All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word. Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.
