All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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“Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can’t be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab”

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