An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long. Commentary:"An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’. So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans. At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
