An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨" Related funny posts 😂 Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.