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"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"

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88 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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