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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Broadcasted on X:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Live now on Pinterest:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Just landed via Telegram:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Just landed via Slack:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Making waves on Twitch:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Live now on Instagram:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just shared via Discord:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Reported on TikTok:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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💸 "Ah, financial stability, that slippery fellow who always seems to be playing hide and seek! Is it in the room with us or off having a coffee break? 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Let's hope it decides to stick around for a while and bring some of its wealthy friends along too! 💼💰 #WhereArtThouFinancialStability"

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Spotted on Discord:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Breaking via X:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Spotted on Threads:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Spotted on Telegram:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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