And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Inheritance goals: ensuring my kids never run out of "What was I even looking at?" moments. 🧑💻📑💻 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have browser tabs open that are older than you. My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. My brain has too many tabs open. Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once? And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.