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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

39 shares on Threads this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Earth is hard.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Keep the laugh going 😂

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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