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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.