Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.