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As I get older, Iβm understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.
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