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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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Getting things done before noon is like performing magic: still requires a wand, but at least you’re awake to wave it! πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈβ˜•βœ¨



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