At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable. Commentary:"By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable. In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me. I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.