Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which… Commentary:😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
