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Mar 30, 2026

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Playful quote about protecting the liver before drinking, full of witty humor.

Commentary:
😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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