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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Happy new fear!

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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This sex could have been an email.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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