Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! ๐ด๐ #VampireVibes Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Blackout curtains because Iโll decide what time it is. What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains. Iโm like a candle: Iโm cute, I smell nice, and thereโs a pretty good chance Iโll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something? You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.