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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, blocking, buffer, climax, enough, humor, i, just, need, Pornhub, prank, relationship, revenge, someone, videos on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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