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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Commentary:
😂🥚 Well, it's official—you've got the magic touch to resurrect my ovaries like they're in a soap opera plot twist! 💫💋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, boy, dating, flirting, humor, joke, life, me, ovary, perimenopause, woman on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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