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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awesome, brain, brains, humor, i, intelligence, sarcasm, self-deprecation, wish, wit on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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