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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Going viral on Twitch:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Just landed via Telegram:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Going bananas on Slack:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Making waves on Messenger:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Just shared via Messenger:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

71 shares on Discord this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

At least life has music.

Freshly posted on Discord:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Spotted on Twitch:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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