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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donโ€™t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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