Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.