Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough. Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?