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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.