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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.