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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?