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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

78 shares on X this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

52 shares on X this month:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Just landed via Instagram:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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