Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.