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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.